This one, however, is easily the worst, and holds the distinction of having the most reviews for a 0 on Rotten Tomatoes. So the illiterate cave men attack with jets and machine guns and a nuke they fixed up no problem and of course save the day. Just an abysmal movie attempting to cash-in on the success of The Matrix, one of many awful, forgettable movies to do so from about 2001 to 2005. Think that through, their entire planet is a Hindenburg just waiting for a radioactive match. They're mining out the rest of the Earth's resources and are all but done when one decides to train a human a little better so he can mine some blah blah blah, he learns to fly fighter jets that still work after being mothballed for generations, and the alien's air explodes if it's exposed to radiation. Dog aliens attack Earth and kick our asses in about five minutes. For some reason I slogged through the awful book and then the movie as well. Travolta got the entire thing made because the book was written by his cult's dead leader. Dumbest damn high production movie ever made. "Signal the stone throwers!" Fuck.īattlefield Earth. And just when I didn't think it could be written more by an eight year old. They already had a full auto crossbow, and a crossbow bazooka. Yep, they have precision targeted catapults loaded with rocks, waiting to go for a signal flair.
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Then when I thought it couldn't get worse, when I thought this would be as bad as Assassin's Creed, the movie with the worst cinematographer I've ever seen including TV shows and youtube channels, some dude in Robin Hood shouts "signal the stone throwers!" The "unit" yes literally, all hold and move their bows exactly like guns.
The "good guys" have clothing that could easily be mistaken for some generic western army uniform, arrows work like bullets and make a similar sound on impact. The creative decision here is to make it look, sound, and act like a modern war movie as much as possible. But then they get to "the middle east" quickly and, my god. I thought the opening minutes with a litany of terrible cliches people mention in the "what's the trope you dislike the most" threads here on reddit was bad. And it's so bad I'm literally crying with laughter.